I'm not going to comment on the actions further, except to provide a parallelism.
|Hey, I wonder if this photo is relevant to this discussion?|
No, I don't wonder. It's relevant.
|Cars. Aren't they lovely things?|
|ABOMINATION I SAY! IT IS UNNATURAL AND THEREFORE EVIL!|
|But you don't understand, I love my car. We have a good relationship.|
We aren't hurting anyone. It's a legal relationship. Why can't I get my license?
See you all next time!